The perfect horse husband...

The perfect husband brings you flowers and says “I’m sorry”. The perfect horse husband brings you two dozen organic carrots with the tops on and says “I’m sorry honey; here, bring these to your horse and spend some more time with her.”

The perfect husband gives you a spa gift certificate for your birthday. The perfect horse husband gives you a gift certificate to a feed store for your horse’s birthday and says “hey honey, why don’t you go spend some more time with your horse?”

The perfect husband does the dishes after dinner. The perfect horse husband does the dishes and says “hey, honey, why don’t you go spend some more time with your horse while I clean up here?”.

The perfect husband remembers the anniversary of the day you met. The perfect horse husband remembers the anniversary of the day you met your horse and says “hey honey, its your anniversary; why don’t you go spend some more time with your horse?”